Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Some horses and a donkey...
Sunday, March 29, 2009
4) No. We really just want to go on vacation.
- No protection whatsoever. How much do you really trust 4'9", 97 lbs Trisha watching your back?
- Truth is, I trust Trisha...Heather, April, Laura, Megan, Nicole, Heidi, Shannon, Kristen, Martha, Charisse, Monika, Jennife, etc...with my life.
- You were awfully concerned about our muffin top earlier...I suppose you never won the "let's guess her weight" game, did ya?
- Sorry girls, but common sense in foreign locations never was your forte. See Brokedown Palace, Taken, Return to Paradise, & Missing in Aruba: The Natalee Holloway Case.
- Yeah, I've seen those MOVIES! They were super scary, had a great plot and extremely suspenseful...but they are movies.
- Yes, Natalee Holloway was a real live woman, who although did not deserve what happened to her, made a decision that we MoMo gals wouldn't make.
- MoMo gals don't drink, do drugs or put themselves in a position to star in their own suspense thriller.
- Wasn't that a man (or 3) who made a mistake that put them in hot water in Return to Paradise?
- And wasn't that a woman whose pursuit it was to rescue that man? I'm just saying.
- Please criticize my common sense, I just love that! And it will certainly get you an invitation on an AGT.
- We all know that horrible things happen to undeserving people all the time. Who says having one lonely single guy friend there would make a difference?
- Add extra risk if you're a blond. As much as the first guy seems flattering, the next 300 Italian men fondling you make American guys seem like Prince Charming.
- Good thing I'm a brunette.
- Foreign guys DO NOT understand the word "No."
- Some American guys DO NOT understand the word "No" either.
- Please refer to item #3 above.
- If you're getting taken advantage of at Meineke Car Care, good luck with Cantonese street markets, the Taj Mahal vendors, Cancun taxi drivers, or some sketch cabana boy in Majorca, Spain.
- Ha! Ha! Credit.
- If we are getting taken advantage of at Meineke, take a moment from your busy schedule and teach us how to take better care of ourselves in situations like this. We will like you a lot more.
- Who will you dance with? Will it be the guy who grinds you into a full on DH, or will it be Mr. Axe cologne who's just scouring the club for his next human trafficking victim.
- We are all God's children. Everyone deserves a chance.
- We really can walk away from men like this. We do it at the singles dances ALL THE TIME!
- We are girls, we are secure enough to dance alone or with our bff's.
- Who will give you a blessing if you get hurt?
- I belong to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (sing along with me!)...you might have heard of it? It's all over the world! There may even be a worthy Priesthood holder on our cruise ship.
- Or a set of missionaries serving in Timbuktu...where we decided to vacation this year on our ALL GIRLS TRIP!
- What are the chances you know the language...proficiently? Rosetta Stone only halfway works in a business meeting and is a non-factor when local colloquialism is involved.
- What are the chances that YOU know the language proficiently? There are almost 7,000 languages spoken on this planet, do you know ALL of them?
- If the answer to #1 is yes, you are welcome on any trip I take.
- I realize there is a language barrier to travel, that is not going to make me stay home and hide in my closet for the rest of my life...single or not.
- People who can't speak English come to American all the time...I am just thinking we have the freedom to visit their home countries too.
Kelly & Justin's Little

Friday, March 27, 2009
A New Blog To Follow:
Thursday, March 26, 2009

Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Georgia Spring
Easter Dinner
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
100,000 miles...

Maybe I just need a helicopter to help me get to work/school/wherever faster. I don't mind the little RV truck pulling it either. I'm sure it would come in handy.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Please Wait To Be Seated...

In our booming economy it may have been a while since you’ve visited your favorite overcrowded eating establishment (be it Cheesefake Factory, Macaroni Gross or maybe TGI FRY-days). I know it’s been a while for me, but I think the reasons may have absolutely nothing to do with the economy and more do to with the little black “wait for a table” box.
If you’re SUPER DUPER lucky and you’re on a DATE, her smile may change from time to time. First her look at your guy, a smile that would charm an angry monkey; back to you… back to chilly Starbucks. She’s hoping you are his sister, but thankfully most brothers don’t hold their sisters hands as they walk into a restaurant. Well, unless big bro is in college and lil sis is 4 years old.
So it’s a Saturday night and the restaurant is crowded. And while I’m thinking about it…whatever happened to making reservations? Half the eateries I frequent the most don’t even take reservations anymore, not to mention that the process of forward thinking for the guy I’m seeing is pretty much null and void, so reservations…not so much.
Blondie tosses a little black box in your direction and it’s a good thing you played catcher on that softball team, because you caught it! That’ll show her. Right, because she cares. So you sit and you wait and you wait and you wait. She said the wait would be 20 minutes and you are sure it has been at least 37. Finally…43 minutes later the little black box flashes & vibrates. You walk up to the hostess station again and that Arctic Freeze seats us at the best table in the restaurant, right by the kitchen...AND the restrooms!
Speaking of little black vibrating boxes with flashing little lights, I am thinking mine is defective. Imagine for a moment that instead of Dairy Queen at the hostess desk handing out “wait to be seated” buzzers it’s Heavenly Father. He greets you with a warm smile and genuine interest. He doesn’t say anything like “JUST one?” because he knows ONE is the perfect number for ONE! So I pick up my red (because black is not such a Heavenly color) “wait to be seated” box and move along my merry way and come to Earth.
Earth…wawhoo…here we are! So the idea is that when it’s your turn to “move forward”, you know…get to take the next step in your progression, your buzzer buzzes. Tick, tick, tick…when is my buzzer supposed to go off? I’ve been waiting at the really uncomfortable kids table for almost 35 years now, when is it MY turn? I’m just saying.
I think my little red “wait to be seated” buzzer is defective.
Where can I get a refund?
Maybe just an exchange!
Fire Ants
Happy (Belated) Birthday MOM!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Paparazzi

Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Modern Pirate Frock GIVEAWAY!!!!
Holy cute of the day! Please don't go to Grosgrain and enter to win this dress, because I want it. Yeah, yeah, I know it won't fit me...but it will fit one of my (siblings) many beautiful babes!
for the record...
I might have mentioned that I am working on this family photo scanning project recently. It has been a few weeks since I have scanned any new pictures, but since I'm up late and the last post didn't have any photos and this one was about to ditto that I thought I would share a fun one.



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