Obstacles...around every corner

Remember field day in elementary school? I don't remember there being an obstacle course so I think my life is making up for it now.

Field Day.
Remember freezing your soda the night before so it would stay cold until lunch?
Remember when we didn't need a gym to work out?
I'll remember tonight if I can't make it to the neighboring Marriott before 11 p.m. as the Marriott where I will rest my head tonight apparently doesn't have one.

Obstacles?
Hardly, that's just a speed bump and I'm flying right by!