I was sitting in my office today when I heard SCREAMING from down the hall. I ran quick like to see what was going on, but there was no one there. That's when I realized it was that damned vending machine!
The screaming could have been my favorite snack. You know them...those moist delicious chocolate cup cakes with the perfect twirls of white icing. You see them right there in that stupid metal box. Imagine them straight from the freezer...oh the joy!
NO, stop. OH THE CALORIES AND FAT!
I had to shut them up!
No, I'm not kidding! And I left the tape there...no one else around here needs them either!