Sunday, March 7, 2010

2010 Oscars | Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart looks like death tonight.

There are at least a dozen actresses in my head that would have played a better Bella.
We know you can't act on film, but didn't ANYONE ever teach you how to act on a live stage?!?!

Scratching!

Twice.

Are you nuts?
Mrs. Joplin would have cut off my fingers...right then and there!
Mrs. Irwin would have kicked me off the stage...forever!

Come on girl. Get it together.
Use some of that money from the Twilight series films to pay for some acting lessons.

Please.




Must sleep soon.

1 comment:

Nicole said...

harsh but true!