Cloverfield...2 thumbs DOWN!

I just wasted the last 84 minutes of my life watching the most irritating movie of all time:

What About Bob and Groundhog Day are still on my Top 5 Worst Movies Ever Made List, but now this movie, Cloverfield, has topped the charts.
Have you ever been forced to watch someone's home movie?
Someone who could not hold the video camera still?
Well, THAT is exactly what this movie was like.
EXACTLY.
I can't get back those lost 84 minutes, but I can certainly help you to avoid making the same mistake I made.