Do you know why I always drive in the left lane?
Sure, you may think it is because I drive faster than the average Cracker Jack license carrying Atlantan, but it goes much deeper than that and today I realized why!
I drive in the left lane because it cuts my chances of being involved in an accident that is out of my control by 50%.
It's true! You see, if you drive in the left lane then you only have to watch out for...
blind spot UNcheckers,
blinker amnesia sufferers,
'67 Ford drivin' illegal immigrant carpet layers talking on the phone with his buddy who is ridding in the BACK OF THE TRUCK going 80mph down I-75
...on my right side.
While on my left side...only a wall of concrete barriers. But if I run into them, someone in the right lane probably pushed me.
...no blinker amnesia sufferers were harmed in the taking of this photo